Possibly the coolest towel of all-time, the Summer BBQ Beach Grill towel is great for toasting your buns on the beach. 30 inches wide by 60 inches long and made out of 100% cotton. Yes! Finally something for all the hotties. Don’t forget to flip people. 2 for 8 makes it great.
If you know what I’m saying.
Get your own party summer beach bbq towel here
Now you can show everyone what you are carrying while you are shopping at the store. Made out of woven fiber and about 15″x4.5″ deep you can carry almost anything. Even fire arms.
Get your own cool designer shopping bag here, save the environment and threaten shoppers
I once went on a blind date with a girl that had spinach in her teeth from the second I met her. Not sure what enticed her to have a pre-date spinich salad, but she did. I opted not to tell her because she laughed like a horse. It was like a chaotic discovery of two things at once, spinach and horse laughter. So I was perplexed. Needless to say when she finally went to the bathroom 10 hours later (that girl had a bladder like a steer) she obviously discovered the giant piece of spinach and had herself a little snack.
Anyways, these new smile plates are great. If i owned a restaurant I’d totally serve my meals on these. This way you never have to be embarassed about having spinich in your teeth ever again. You just look down after you have finished your meal and smile.
I’m not too sure how you can stop yourself from laughing like a horse, but the first step to recovery is self awareness people. Self awareness.
Get your date saving Smile Plates here
Hooray for us! One More Gadget has officially hit 100 000 readers! Yes.
Yup. We have lots of fans. What is even more amazing is that our stupid site has managed to somehow achieve this. And achieve it we did. Without ever talking about Britney Spears, Michael Jackson or any porn for that matter. Okay. Maybe just a little bit.
So, to celebrate this momentous occasion we’re joining a site we always swore to hate. We’re officially twits.
The dirty mug is a great way to stop those lazy office workers from stealing your mug that you just cleaned in the kitchen.
Yes, yes. We know how it goes. You wash your coffee mug and leave it to dry in the office kitchen. Next thing you know, Nasty Joe from three cubes down is using YOUR coffee mug. Our Dirty Mug is sure to fend off other people from using your cup. Even when it’s clean it looks… well dirty! No one will ever steal your mug again!
Well, they certainly seem pretty excited about their dirty mugs.
I love this invention. If you are like me and work in an office that is notorious for people taking food that doesn’t belong to them, try one of these anti-theft lunch bags. It is a sure fire way to keep people from touching it, let alone wanting to eat it. However, if your culprite is anything like mine, he’d probably still eat the sandwich and the bag to boot. I’m not implying that he is fat. I’m just implying that he is always hungry. The side-effect is that he’s fat.
Get your own anti-theft lunch bag
The new “microwaves” of the future actually use two lasers crossing paths to instantly heat up your food. I can’t say it sounds all too safe to me. But all these years of standing next to the microwave while cooking your macaroni has probably left your nuts shriveled to the size of raisins. And unfortunately mine, well they are still huge. I’m probably going to have to go stand in front of the microwave for awhile after posting this just to fit in my new pants.
The only really good positive thing I can say about the new microwaves of the future, are yes, they use lasers and are orange of course.
More photos after the jump here
Okay, its no hover board, but if you idolize Michael J Fox like everyone else you can start by getting your own Back to the Future hat and look just like Marty via 2015. Now I’m not saying we are all going to be wearing stuff like this in 2015, but thats only like 6 years away people, and seriously, the number of Fresh Prince reruns are growing every day. Just saying’.
Get your own hat for 25 bucks here
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