July 30, 2010
This Bigfoot statue is made out of cast resin and puts those little garden gnomes to shame. I’m sure with garden statues like this, giant foot stepping stones for pathways aren’t far behind – which would be another good garden invention. I’ve named this one Harry but I’m pretty sure his name is Francis. He’s [...]
July 28, 2010
This ice cube tray is perfect for those tasty summer beverages. Turn delicious coffee or chocolate milk into ice cubes that look like coffee beans! They are the perfect addition to your Ice Cappuccino or Ice Frappe. But personally I like to eat them sans drink. They taste just like coffee flavored freezies – adult [...]
July 27, 2010
Even though this seems like the type of invention we’d review on Halloween, the Zombie Garden Gnome brings joy to all that pass by 365 days of the year. Joy to your neighbours, mailman, milkman. Girl Guides. The joy is endless really. This life-size resin garden statue is a real statement for your neighbors. Not [...]
July 26, 2010
Summer always seems too short. With the Even Warmth Patio Umbrella Heater you can eat outside later and keep those arms warm when it gets dark outside. Finally. The heater attaches to any patio umbrella and evenly distributes radiant heat to everyone sitting under the canopy. Unlike tabletop heaters that only warm a limited area, [...]
July 24, 2010
The Arm Sleepers Pillow is one of those “Why didn’t I think of that?” inventions. But I did think of it. Just never did anything about it. But since this invention is pretty popular, it’s got me thinking. If there was a gadget that could stop my butt from falling asleep when I sit on [...]
July 21, 2010
These ninjabread men are another ingenious gadget idea from Fred and Friends. Basically they took the delicious Gingerbread man and got him cut out for action! Now that’s a feisty cookie! I have to say, the best part is when they act out a scene from Kill Bill. It’s a delicious massacre. Now all we [...]
July 19, 2010
This gadget is great for kids like myself. I’m not just saying that because I like to eat my hot dogs in twilight. It’s because kids seem to really like vampires these days for some reason. And really, really crappy movies. So why not make a gadget that jumps on the blood sucking band wagon [...]
July 16, 2010
Glowing balls, nope, it’s not Christmas. It’s summer. And as long as it’s still warm out, why should the party stop when it gets dark? This glow-in-the-dark light up bocce ball set is saaaweeet. The balls feel like normal bocce balls, but they all light up with a bright LED light! And each one can [...]
July 9, 2010
The Dualbrella makes me ask many questions: Does the person holding the dualbrella right now look completely dead inside? Is the dualbrella a complete and utter umbrella FAIL? Is it impossible to NOT look like a complete douchebag while holding this? The answer is yes. It’s often we have ideas that “seem” like a good [...]
July 5, 2010
This gadget is intense. First there were water skis, inner tubes, wake boards and now this, the Spinning Tow Ball: A giant inflatable ball that spins uncontrollably across the surface of the water. Nice. They are deemed totally safe, even when hitting and bumping into one another. AND they are so scary you can rest [...]
July 3, 2010
Twilight. The movie. Yeah. Now I’m not going to say Twilight sucks. It’s filmed in my home town. Okay it sucks. But anyways. What doesn’t suck are these ice cubes. Am I right people? Am I right? So go make yourself a Bloody Caesar you can really sink your teeth into! Vampire teeth ice cubes [...]
July 1, 2010
Here’s an old game with a new twist: the Hot Potato. You toss it around like the old Hot Potato, but when you get stuck holding this one you’ll crap your pants while being electrocuted. Sure it’s a fun game and all–if your idea if fun is dipping your nuts in water and having your [...]
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