Well it’s cold and flu season again. All this talk of H1N1 is bumming me out.
So whenever I’m feeling down I just think back to times when people were worse off than me and I quickly start to feel better again.
I like to think of the black plague for example. Ricketts, scurvy, oh yes, and the Egyptian times when their brains were melted and sucked out with a straw.
I’ll never look at people blowing their noses the same way again.
Hmm. I don’t think I’ll ever look at people using straws the same way again either.
Okay scratch that, totally not feeling any better. But how about that King Tut tissue box cover? I can’t think of anything better to pull a tissue out of. Eh? Eh? Nevermind.