Okay. So basically wiping your ass with your hand (and toilet paper of course) is “archaic and disgusting”. So some genius decided to advance how we use toilet paper into the 21st century. In the video you will notice a large male whom totally swears by it. But yah…I’m pretty sure this thing has allowed him to wipe his ass for the first time since he was a wee chap. If you know what I’m saying. OKay. This is an awesomely bad invention and a wicked infomercial for a really stupid gadget. Think about it.