This is exactly how basketball players jump so high. I’m serious. It all makes sense now.
These spring loaded insoles never lose their bounce, but probably have some long term side effects, like weak ankles. But still, I can’t help but think back to one of my favorite pairs of shoes I had when I was a kid. The reebok court pump. It was orange, flourescent green and of course, awesome. I was so convinced that these shoes made me jump higher when I pumped them up that I became a playground sensation everytime I made a shot after pausing for 30 seconds to pump up the tongues of my shoes. I was the envy of all the big kids. I was the hero of the court.
Well, now that I am older and worse at playing basketball, I am wise enough to know that its actually what’s inside that counts. So from now on, I’m sticking to the insoles. However…I think these insoles will fit perfectly in a pair of reebok pumps. If you read the headlines tomorrow, you may hear about a new dude on the street with super powers. Don’t fret, its just me.