Boxing Day is only a couple of days away. You still have time to wrap and give all those gifts you were unsure about buying in the first place. So simply wrap that crappy gift with these bows and ribbon that let the person know before hand that its OK to return it. The boxs and ribbons say “I still have the receipt.”
I think they might be onto something. I’d really like to have ribbon that says “its just socks” so I can prepare myself before hand to act all happy instead of last year when I broke down in tears, threw them across the room and stomped up and down. After regaining my breath I smiled and said thank you, it’s just what I always wanted.
I think she bought it.
We broke up later, but it was probably about something else.