Oh Lordy this is awesome. Just when you thought an umbrella couldn’t be improved upon, some genius nerd decided to turn an umbrella into a light saber. This truly beats my idea of making umbrellas square. Or even my über famous Star Destroyer Umbrella. 4 out of 5 Jedi’s agreed it’s actually more enjoyable to shield the rain with an umbrella than to swing at each rain drop falling from the sky.
If you want one of these bad boys you can purchase them from Infmetry where it takes an unusually high count of Midi-chlorians to add it to your cart.
I’ve also found myself unable to resist the urge to sing and dance in the rain while using this umbrella. I’m not totally sure if there is a Star Wars musical, but if there ever is one, George, we got your lead Jedi right here.
Get your own light saber umbrella and scare the crap out of cats
May the dryness be with you.
Or check them out on Amazon here (blade runner version)