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Need a Santa in a hurry? Get this Emergency Santa Kit

  Whether you have a bunch of kids freaking out at a party or a couple hotties you want sitting on your lap, this Santa-in-a-can is exactly what you need. This Jolly Emergency Santa Kit comes complete with a fuzzy Santa hat and a big white inflatable beard. It’s designed to inflate with just one […]

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Introducing The Magic 8 Balls alter ego, the Sarcastic Ball

Oh yeah, your reeeeeally going to like this. It’s the sarcastic ball. It’s not like that other dumb ball that nooooobody ever used or liked at all, this purple ball is the one that evvvveryone wished they used instead. You can ask it any question that you are feeling pretty good about and be given […]

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Nothing says the Holidays like smelling like eggs after having a shower, it’s Egg Nog Soap!

Yup, they HAVE thought of everything. If this Egg Nog Soap existed in The Christmas Story, I can assure you we’d all be asking for Red Rider BB Guns and swearing like sailors. Washing our mouths out with soap like this is a delectable treat. Delish my friends, just delish. Did you know that egg […]

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Sock it to me! Tacky Christmas Socks now rival the Ugly Christmas Sweater

That’s right. You heard it here first. As you may know, Ugly Christmas Sweaters are all the rage, but all signs point to the next fad in holiday attire being the fantastic Tacky Christmas Socks. And I’m never wrong my friends. Never wrong. Except for that time I mistook Nick Nolte for Gary Busey and […]

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