Chopsticks are to Drumsticks as Drumsticks are to Pencils

160 Chopsticks are to Drumsticks as Drumsticks are to Pencils

The last time I played with my food I was on a date tapping to the oldies. But with these bad boys what I should have played was Chopsticks. Get’s them every time.

Picture 1 Chopsticks are to Drumsticks as Drumsticks are to Pencils

There’s never been a better type of instrument to eat food with than these Chopstick Drumsticks. Now I don’t even have a problem watching my date eat raw octupus at an asian restaurant. And when they eat the mystery roll, I play the drum roll. Ladies love that.

The drumroll even works great when they get the bill.

And you can rest assure that I always forget my wallet. I did after all have to remember to bring my Chopstick Drumsticks. But don’t worry, I make up for it later in the night when their meeting up with chuck. The drum beats drown out the complaining.

It’s what I do.

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