Countless jokes with this Ketchup Bottle Top

Count Vampire Dracula Spread Head Ketchup

This gadget is great for kids like myself. I’m not just saying that because I like to eat my hot dogs in twilight. It’s because kids seem to really like vampires these days for some reason. And really, really crappy movies.

So why not make a gadget that jumps on the blood sucking band wagon while throwing in a little tomato sauce? It DOES pretty much go on everything afterall. And even the littler kids could really sink their teeth into something like this. Condiment stylez.

Ah yes. That wasn’t so bad.
Normally my reviews for ideas like this really bite – but somehow I think this will leave a lasting impression.

2 points for originality.

Hit the jump for your own count ketchup spread head here

Oh well. At least there weren’t any puns about squirting.
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2 Responses to “Countless jokes with this Ketchup Bottle Top”


  1. 1 Greg Jul 20th, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    What bottle topper do they offer for mayonnaise?

  2. 2 onemoregadget Jul 20th, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    You’re a sick sick man Greg.

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