The above photo was taken from a listing on ebay. Don’t be mistaken. No, this is not an image of someone frantically trying to pull a large stick from their anus while wearing their shoes in the shower. This is a rare Michael Jackson, MJ if you will, shower curtain. Since the sad passing of MJ, many items have been going for a pretty penny on ebay, but this is by far one of the most random items we have seen here on OneMoreGadget.
And I think I speak for all of us when I say: Eeeheee. Let’s save the grabbing of the crotch for the shower, unless your initials are MJ, may he rest in peace.