Et Tu, Brute? It’s the Ultimate Assassin’s Weapon

assassins weapon Et Tu, Brute? It’s the Ultimate Assassin’s Weapon

You’d have to be pretty cold-hearted to use one of these ice daggers. Unless it’s in your drink, then you’d just end up with a sore throat.

assassins weapon ice mold Et Tu, Brute? It’s the Ultimate Assassin’s Weapon

Some smart and sinister devilish inventer came up with this ice cube tray that creates the perfect weapon. A dagger that eventually melts once it’s been used, disappearing and leaving no evidence behind.

Wow that’s intense. And here I was just thinking it was the perfect ice cube for a Bloody Mary or maybe a Caesar? But besides that, what fool actually leaves the weapon behind?

Won’t name names.

OJ.

Get your own Ultimate Assassins Weapon Ice Mold here

*Hey people, don’t actually stab someone with one of these. It will hurt.
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14 Responses to “Et Tu, Brute? It’s the Ultimate Assassin’s Weapon”


  1. 1 Some dude Mar 15th, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    “Et tu, Brute?” Is that supposed to be french ??

  2. 2 Pat Mar 15th, 2011 at 2:51 PM

    Some dude must be trolling.
    Latin.
    Caesar (likes the salads) last words after being stabbed 40ish times

  3. 3 Some dude Mar 15th, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    My bad.
    ‘Caus each word exist in french. But the sentance of course do not make sence.
    I do feel stupid right now.

  4. 4 x Mar 19th, 2011 at 2:32 PM

    “And you, brute?”
    Doesn’t it make sense in french? Or would that be
    “Et toi, Brute?”

  5. 5 Pat Mar 22nd, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    From our friends at Wikipedia
    Et tu, Brute?” (pronounced [ɛt ˈtuː ˈbruːtɛ]) is a Latin phrase often used poetically to represent the last words of Roman dictator Julius Caesar to his friend Marcus Brutus at the moment of his murder by stabbing. It can be variously translated as “Even you, Brutus?

  6. 6 Colin Mar 27th, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    “Leave no evidence behind?” What are you going to do when a detective asks you about your dagger shaped ice tray?

  7. 7 Coran Apr 2nd, 2011 at 7:02 AM

    If you got to the point where someone is looking in your freezer for evidence you are doing it wrong.

  8. 8 Anonymous Jun 21st, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    am I the only one that clicked the button that takes you to the website and clicked “Buy Now”?

  9. 9 OneMoreGadget Jun 21st, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    @Anonymous Nope! But it never gets old! hahaha

  10. 10 mike cannon Jul 19th, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    Now i feel like a tit, some one should really make one.

  11. 11 OneMoreGadget Jul 20th, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    Nothing wrong with feeling like that. And really, something tells me they will be making a real ice cube tray for this real soon.

  12. 12 Andrew Mar 11th, 2012 at 9:32 PM

    What won’t they make out of ice these days? Pretty cool stuff, looks like it could bring the pain…

  13. 13 ffs Sep 4th, 2013 at 9:13 AM

    “like the salads”?????? facepalm

    i give up hope.

  14. 14 OneMoreGadget Sep 4th, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    Not the salads! Caesars are also drinks, not just salads. Don’t give up home my man. There’s always light at the end of the internet.

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