Glow-in-the-dark toilet paper is pretty nuts. It makes me wonder many things:
How often do I go to the bathroom in the dark where I’d need this? And if I need this, did I just pee on the floor? Probably.
Should this be sold with a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat?
I can only assume that I’d never want to go to the bathroom in the dark, unless I had this toilet paper. That would be pretty sweet. And yes, I would need a glow in the dark toilet seat. Or a glow-in-the-dark floaty target to aim at anyway.
Which reminds me. One time I drank the new horribly tasty citrus slurpee from 7-11 and that stuff made everything glow. If you know what I’m saying.