There she be. The next generation in rings. Tiny little plant containers that grow moss. Ring stylez.
I can’t help but think, in all seriousness, how something like this makes more sense to me than wasting money on a diamond. A diamond is after all just a rock with no real value. With these rings you can plant your own carrots, and isn’t that what the ladies are talking about these days? What has more value than life? Are you gonna put a price on life? Are yah? Hunh? Hunh? Exactly.
Owning a real live growing plant on your finger, as a ring. Priceless.
Honestly boys, if you buy her this ring instead of a diamond and she stays with you-that’s love. And love is all you need.