The geniuses from SuckUK have done it again. They’ve taken the “hard work” out of blackmail with this handy postcard kit. True, capturing incriminating evidence on video used to be the tricky part. But these days everyone has a cell phone with a camera. The hardest part now is actually writing the letter. Making it juuuust right is so darn tricky.
But not anymore! Now with this postcard letter set, the days of trying to find the perfect letters, cutting them out with scissors, and clumsily gluing them to a card are over. Hooray!
Now you can easily find the perfect letters from a sheet of many beautiful fonts. Just peel off the letter and perfectly stick your threat with ease as each piece is self-adhesive for your swindling convenience.
Of course you don’t always have to use it for blackmail. Might we recommend shameless self-promotion?
You didn’t hear it from me, but this product takes the awkward time out of writing a ransom note as well. And hey, we can all use a little more quality time in our lives. Am I right people? Am I right?