There is no mistaking it for a banana. Or anything else for that matter. This wallet is specifically designed to fit perfectly in your front pocket and be practically invisible. Just like my money.
I dunno about you but I’m a front wallet kind of guy. The back wallet is so lame. When I put a wallet in my back pocket I feel like I have a loppy butt and am like George Costanza with a hard candy in there. Also, when you have your wallet in your front pocket you can keep an eye on it at all times. You can never be too careful. Oh yah, and it keeps my butt looking fiiiiine.
Ignore the pleated khakis my friends, this wallet is smart smart smart. Look at it. Genius.
Get the front pocket wallet here
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Where do I buy those pleated khakis?
I dunno man. I think you already have three pair like it!
what if a trousers’S pocket doesn’t design in that shape?