Is that a wallet in your pocket? Yup. It’s a front pocket wallet

front pocket wallet Is that a wallet in your pocket? Yup. Its a front pocket wallet

There is no mistaking it for a banana. Or anything else for that matter. This wallet is specifically designed to fit perfectly in your front pocket and be practically invisible. Just like my money.

I dunno about you but I’m a front wallet kind of guy. The back wallet is so lame. When I put a wallet in my back pocket I feel like I have a loppy butt and am like George Costanza with a hard candy in there. Also, when you have your wallet in your front pocket you can keep an eye on it at all times. You can never be too careful. Oh yah, and it keeps my butt looking fiiiiine.

front wallet pocket 2 Is that a wallet in your pocket? Yup. Its a front pocket wallet

Ignore the pleated khakis my friends, this wallet is smart smart smart. Look at it. Genius.

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4 Responses to “Is that a wallet in your pocket? Yup. It’s a front pocket wallet”


  1. 1 Greg Nov 24th, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    Where do I buy those pleated khakis?

  2. 2 onemoregadget Nov 24th, 2009 at 8:52 PM

    I dunno man. I think you already have three pair like it!

  3. 3 silena Nov 26th, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    what if a trousers’S pocket doesn’t design in that shape?

  4. 4 Jabrone Feb 23rd, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    Stop worrying about your butt.

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