Lettuce in your tooth? Never again with Smile Plates

Smile Plates

I once went on a blind date with a girl that had spinach in her teeth from the second I met her. Not sure what enticed her to have a pre-date spinich salad, but she did. I opted not to tell her because she laughed like a horse. It was like a chaotic discovery of two things at once, spinach and horse laughter. So I was perplexed. Needless to say when she finally went to the bathroom 10 hours later (that girl had a bladder like a steer) she obviously discovered the giant piece of spinach and had herself a little snack.

Anyways, these new smile plates are great. If i owned a restaurant I’d totally serve my meals on these. This way you never have to be embarassed about having spinich in your teeth ever again. You just look down after you have finished your meal and smile.

I’m not too sure how you can stop yourself from laughing like a horse, but the first step to recovery is self awareness people. Self awareness.

Get your date saving Smile Plates here

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