‘Light a Lanterns’ expecting to cause several forest fires in the UK

This great new invention, and I use the word great loosely is expected to result in several forest fires in the UK. However, based on the distance these gadgets travel, I’m expecting a global epidemic.
It’s only a matter of time until Obama says “Yes we can” to someone that asks if we can destroy them all.

I’m talking of course about the Light a Lanterns. Fire powered mini hot air balloons that you let go and hand over to mother nature to do as she wills.

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The idea of everyone lighting these lanterns and setting them off into the sky seems rather romantic. But the gross reality is that I get a lot of wind near my house. Stop the lantern madness.

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As you can see the number of lanterns that people buy seems to be taking over at a scary rate. So I offer some more details about this product:

The truth is this lantern is made out of a biodegradable and fireproof material. There’s little to no risk of this catching fire or crashing into a landfill and sitting there forever.

They still recommend being 5 miles away of airports and safe distances away from power lines. I personally would also recommend not being under the influence while operating one of these. However, if you are, each one of these comes with a felt marker for writing your message to whomever finds your lantern and drawing your member and labeling it ‘penus’.

Click the link to buy your own ‘Light a Lantern’

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1 Response to “‘Light a Lanterns’ expecting to cause several forest fires in the UK”


  1. 1 Mark Jul 20th, 2011 at 12:58 AM

    These lanterns are perfectly safe if the user instructions are followed and if you purchase a good brand, such as Sky Orbs, they are 100% biodegradable.

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