Ah yes, the world of lazy. Sometimes I’m asked really lame things on a daily basis. Things so lame I wish I didn’t even have to answer.
Well if you are in the same boat as me, you’ll be delighted to know that you don’t have to put the effort in to answer people anymore. Just hold up your glove and make ’em talk to the hand.
Because the ears, they ain’t listening.
YES, I will buy these.
NO, I won’t eat your Ghost Chips.
As you can see from the photo above, she’s been hanging out with me far too much. Her ‘Yes’ hand is clearly exhausted from overuse.
If you know what I’m saying.*