Mmm Bubble Gum flavored cocktail weenies are scary

Yumgumc 1918 2 Mmm Bubble Gum flavored cocktail weenies are scary

Bubblegum flavored cocktail weenies scare the crap out of me. I’m not sure if it’s because they are telling me right on the package that kids love them or that they actually call them Wienies. This scares me, why do they spell it that way? And how do they know kids love them spelled that way!? How would they know? Have they done studies? Is there a department for this? Terrifying.

I have to admit, making things smaller does make them tastier. I also like those little mini corn cobs, and those mini cucumbers? Intense. So maybe making bubble gum corn cobs and cucumbers are next?

We can only hope.

None the less, I think they are onto something.

Chew some weenies here

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6 Responses to “Mmm Bubble Gum flavored cocktail weenies are scary”


  1. 1 Bracelets Aug 2nd, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    Hello! Thank you very much for that enlightening article

  2. 2 babafisa Aug 3rd, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    Good article, lots of intersting things to digest. Very informative

  3. 3 ultrasurf Aug 3rd, 2009 at 7:09 PM

    truly loved the article added to my favourites

  4. 4 Liv Aug 5th, 2009 at 9:01 AM

    nasty!

  5. 5 Hollito Aug 8th, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    “This scares me, why do they spell it that way?”

    Because sausages like this are called “Wiener Wuerstchen” originally. Weener is the typical american-style change of that name. Or do you think anyone out of the USA will call a BMW a “Bimmer”? ;-)

  6. 6 onemoregadget Aug 8th, 2009 at 6:43 PM

    Well, I have to say I know my bimmers and beemers more than weiner and weeners. Thank goodness for that. haha.

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