When that dude invented the iPhone, he never anticipated past the summertime. The major flaw was that people still needed to use their phone in the winter. He almost started to cry the day it snowed and he realized his major blunder.
Fortunately, some other dudes invented a product that saved the iPhone forever. The Freehands.
They are gloves that let you pull off the fingers so you can keep your hands warm while doing very important things like wasting time on your iphone, and picking your nose.