You know what I always say? If your body is achin’ – grab some bacon. If you cut yourself a mean slice, you better ham it up with these awesome bacon bandages. Each tin comes with 15 sterile strips of bacon delight, perfectly seasoned for those little ouchies.
It’s not easy being green. Fortunately for you they have these green pickle bandages which will make your life a little easier. Especially when you are in a pickle and have an injury. Warning: People may find these jarring.
Sorry, had to do it.
“jarring”??? “…gaaaaaaaaaaaaa