Pac-Man Bandages. Nothing says ‘Hello, I just hurt myself but I’m still cool’ like retro Pac-Man Bandages. No matter where or what you did to embarrassingly hurt yourself, all will be well once again when you put one of these on. Just like the bacon bandages these are sure to make you look forward to the next time you hurt yourself. Oh yah, and don’t forget to celebrate Christmas with these guys too.
Get your own Pac-Man Bandages here
I just had to post this video about this really really smart guy talking about wireless power. He basically says in a years time we’ll be saying “bye bye” to power cords.
Well that ma ma ma ma makes me happy.
Think about it. Everyone will have an electric car and we’ll just pull into our driveways and drive up on a matt and that matt will automatically charge up our cars. Or we’ll just have our cell phones in the vacinity of our homes and they will charge up for us all the time.
How about this, you put your big screen TV up on the wall and you don’t even have to worry about that hanging power cord, or even hiding it into the back of the wall. This is the future.
Today.
Okay. A year from now.
But seriously. We won’t even need batteries, well not the same kind of batteries anymore. And that’s green. I like it.
More information on these devices here
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A Banana Clamp. Don’t ask me why it’s necessary. Don’t even ask me what it does.
It basically keeps the banana fresh when you have one that is half-eaten. I suppose it makes sense. Often only half a banana will fit onto a bowl of Cherrios. So wait a minute, I guess I do need one of these! And they are dishwasher safe!
I’m sold.
Now if they can only find a way for me to tell if an avocado is ripe.
Get your own Banana Clamp here
Astronaut ice cream has been a part of my life since I was a child. It wasn’t until a Christmas office party in 2008 that I discovered I was one of the few people in this world to actually have tasted Astronaut ice cream before. Probably because I have aspired to Space Walk since I was 3 and our party was at Science World, I began to talk to people about the beauty of this melt-proof ice cream.
No one knew what I was talking about.
Anyways, to make a long story short. I bought some. Shared some. And ultimately was the hero of the party. That is, until everyone else got drunk and forgot their own names.
Get your own astronaut ice cream and ignore the horrible kerning in the package
I’d like to take the time to tell you about a new interesting product.
Dali Melting Time Clock is the best way to agree with Einstein. He basically said that time does not exist.
I tend to agree with him. Which is a first, because I’ve actually proved his theory of relativity wrong because he uses the speed of light in his equation. If you really want to get technical, his theory of time travel is impossible because your weight will become infinite once you reach the speed of light. Yah, well how about if you don’t have any mass? Well, therefore your theory is crap Einstein, crap!
Speaking of crap, back to the facts. Time is very relative. For example, today seemed to last a really really long time. But that’s just me. See how that works?
It’s kind of like a chick going to Mexico and lying about cheating on her boyfriend. Stay with me on this one. When she comes back and tells him how her trip was she doesn’t even mention that ugly guy, almost like he doesn’t exist!
Just like time!
Oh well. The crazy thing is that kind of stuff happens all the time. Not to me though. That would be preposterous.
But the reality is people do that all the time and are total douchebags. They kind of deserve a clock like this to match the rest of their life. Oh yah, and also a shirt they should wear to let everyone else know they suck. Probably something like “I went to Mexico, cheated and am a total douche, and all I got was this lousey shirt and probably crabs, oh yah and a new boyfriend.”
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