The Muppet Show Lunch Box. Possibly the coolest lunch box of all-time. Pretty much. It somewhat reminds me of those old McDonalds collectors glasses from way back in the day:
Probably because they have muppets on them.
None the less, it’s time to get things started and replace that paper bag I always take to work. Lunch box, here we come.
Get your own Muppet Lunch Box here and replace that boring paper bag!
The Kermit Canvas Tote comes with three retro buttons and other Kermit words of wisdom. Kermit was pretty wise, for a frog. He reminds me a lot about myself. Yup. I think about things too.
It actually got me thinking, why there are so many songs about rainbows? So I stopped to think about it and there was only a few I could think of. Like these for example:
Somewhere over the rainbow – Judy Garland
She’s a Rainbow – Rolling Stones
She Talks to Rainbows – Ronnie Spector
Sunshine, Lollipops & Rainbows – Leslie Gore
Neon Rainbow – Box Tops
Rainbows End – Modern English
Mr. Rainbow – Slap Happy
Rainbow – Mariah Carey
Okay, I guess that’s a lot. It almost makes me want to have a conversation with Kermit to see if he actually got the answer he was looking for.
Get your own philosophical bag of kermit here
These Toxic Spills Coasters are: Soft, realistic, easily washable, and they glow-in-the-dark for that fresh out of the reactor look.
It reminds me of the time I was at my ex’s place and I spilled green kool-aid all over her white couch. It was so easy to blame it on her cat. So I did.
You should have seen the look on its face. Priceless.
You know, I would never have had to do that if she just had some of these coasters. Her fault.
Get your own toxic spills coasters here
The Dissolveable Bikini, aptly named the “Get Naked Bikini” is a new product that seems to be getting a load of attention. I suspect this is fake, but here’s what they say.
A bikini that dissolves in water and which is billed as the perfect revenge present for men who were dumped by their partners has got the makers in hot water with women’s rights groups. The Get Naked Bikini vanishes after three minutes in the water.
Bewbs. I do have to say this would make an excellent and horrible gag present, but seriously, caution on who you give it to.
So wait, why are you buying anything for your ex? And second of all, why the heck weren’t you buying this for your ex when she wasn’t your ex?
Opportunities people, opportunities.
Get your own Bikini that dissolves in water for yourself, or your girlfriend.
When’s the last time you said “I’d rather be poked in the eye”? Well, eat your words. Here’s the new iComfort Eye Massager. It actually massages the acupuncture points in the eye area. Tempting? Yup, just like these glasses, trying before you buy is always a good idea.
It has temperature control, vibration control, and pressure controls all while listening to your built-in MP3 player which makes this a very relaxing experience. If you are brave enough to try it first, that is.
More information on the iComfort Eye Massager here
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