Perfect for blind dates gone bad, try these really tasty Onion Breath Mints

onion ring mints shitsngiggles Perfect for blind dates gone bad, try these really tasty Onion Breath Mints

Okay, so these mints don’t actually make your breath stink. *Breathes into his hand*

Damn.

Didn’t see that one coming. I better take a couple more.

I keed, I keed. These mints are actually pretty tasty. They have the minty freshness of regular mints, but the excellent flavor of onion rings. And unlike onion rings, you won’t be sweating deep-fried grease while using a pickup line on the ladies.

Now I’m not about to recommend popping a couple of these before a first date, but hey, if you are as confident as me, I can’t see it hurting your chances.

bad onion breath mints Perfect for blind dates gone bad, try these really tasty Onion Breath Mints

Unless of course she doesn’t like onions.

Each tin of these super delicious and highly addictive Onion Ring Breath Mints comes with 100 mints inside. That’s roughly equal to the flavor potency of an entire Onion!* All packed into this super cool tin to boot!

But don’t take my word for it. Go ahead and give ’em a go and offer one to your date too. These Onion rings taste so good it will probably be the first of many rings to come.

Side effects may vary.

█♥█ Stop lingering and get them in Canada from Shits N’ Giggles right here!

Or make the postman walk these mints to your door in the states.

*A guestimation based on my vast Onion experience.
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