The new “microwaves” of the future actually use two lasers crossing paths to instantly heat up your food. I can’t say it sounds all too safe to me. But all these years of standing next to the microwave while cooking your macaroni has probably left your nuts shriveled to the size of raisins. And unfortunately mine, well they are still huge. I’m probably going to have to go stand in front of the microwave for awhile after posting this just to fit in my new pants.
The only really good positive thing I can say about the new microwaves of the future, are yes, they use lasers and are orange of course.