Say goodbye to pelicans everywhere, the Neckline Slimmer is here

neckline slimmer Say goodbye to pelicans everywhere, the Neckline Slimmer is here

I’m not going to be the one to tell you this is the perfect gift, because it isn’t. It’s the worst gift you could ever give someone. Unless you wanted them to dump you. In which case, best gift ever.

Even if you have a friend that’s a pelican it’s still not a recommended gift. (A pelican is my derogatory term for someone with a double chin which has given up on being a double chin and just decided to hang out for awhile. Basically like a hammock. Hammock of chins if you will.)

The neckline slimmer is however the best gift you can give yourself since it actually works*.  It’s pretty much aerobics for your face. Just 5 minutes a day is about the equivalent to chewing gum for a few hours. And I’m not talking about polite chewing. I’m talking about lock jaw, cow grinding, hockey coach chewing. The real deal.

Anyways, don’t take my word for it, or even the badly photoshopped sample above using the liquify tool. Try it for yourself.

Get your very own pelican removing neckline slimmer here

*Thanks to Dave for the heads up, and down, and up – that claims it works. Shame on you!
**Update: Thanks to Jackie for sharing her opinion that nothing works – but good old fashioned exercise, of course!
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3 Responses to “Say goodbye to pelicans everywhere, the Neckline Slimmer is here”


  1. 1 quelle Dec 11th, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    it’s badly photoshopped and she’s lifting her chin more in the after shot. the different angle also bothers me.

  2. 2 Girlwithnoname (Jackie) Dec 12th, 2009 at 12:38 AM

    she’s also lost weight. you can see it in the other contours of her face.

    scam.

    um.

    scam.

    only one way to counteract under-chin fat.

    LOSE FAT .. In your body … overall.

    spot reduction is a MYTH. A total bullshit lying to your face MYTH. It cannot be done, it WILL not happen. lose fat overall by eating right and working out. No amount of vibration generating gadgetry will make you lose weight in one part of your body only, no matter HOW bad you want it to be true, you are wasting your money on these kinds of gadgets.

    sorry man. truth hurts I know. Hard work gets you real results. not dreams, gadgets and fantasies (and positive thinking only gets you positive thoughts.. you MUST WORK to get what you want, regardless of what it is that you want)

    shame on anyone promoting this as actually working.

    tsk.

  3. 3 silena Dec 14th, 2009 at 12:01 AM

    you have great sense of humor, yes, you are right, it not a gift for others, even your mum, i should keep it myself.

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