Staple removing is the crappiest office job ever? Think again.

stap 0100 Staple removing is the crappiest office job ever? Think again.

Okay. So you started your new job and you thought you’d be doing the cool stuff because everyone else that works with you seems to be partially retarded. But instead of slacking and raking in the cash, some annoying chick hands you a bunch of papers and tells you to remove all the staples from them. And what are you supposed to do? Its your first day. You can’t even slap the ho. That’s like, day 39 at best.

Well don’t fret. Whip out this bad boy and see the envy in her eyes! When the boss sees you using this you’ll have an office with a window, a big raise, and be putting this thing in a glass case labelled ‘Hell Yah, Claw O’ Victory’. Oh yah. And you’ll get respect. That’s what’s important.

And I’m not talking about respect from the vegetarians out there, that doesn’t count. Although this still counts as a sea food, to me it is still a meat, and vegetarians who think seafood isn’t meat are also partially retarded.

Get your own lobster claw staple remover here and pick away life’s problems

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1 Response to “Staple removing is the crappiest office job ever? Think again.”


  1. 1 cheryl aka Muffyjo Jul 12th, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    Tex Rex next?

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