Staple removing is the crappiest office job ever? Think again.

Stapler Remover

Okay. So you started your new job and you thought you’d be doing the cool stuff because everyone else that works with you seems to be partially retarded. But instead of slacking and raking in the cash, some annoying chick hands you a bunch of papers and tells you to remove all the staples from them. And what are you supposed to do? Its your first day. You can’t even slap the ho. That’s like, day 39 at best.

Well don’t fret. Whip out this bad boy and see the envy in her eyes! When the boss sees you using this you’ll have an office with a window, a big raise, and be putting this thing in a glass case labelled ‘Hell Yah, Claw O’ Victory’. Oh yah. And you’ll get respect. That’s what’s important.

And I’m not talking about respect from the vegetarians out there, that doesn’t count. Although this still counts as a sea food, to me it is still a meat, and vegetarians who think seafood isn’t meat are also partially retarded.

Get your own lobster claw staple remover here and pick away life’s problems

Pin It

1 Response to “Staple removing is the crappiest office job ever? Think again.”


  1. 1 cheryl aka Muffyjo Jul 12th, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    Tex Rex next?

Leave a Reply




Recent Comments

  • Compare phones side by side: Thanks for sharing this post and keep writing. https://www.epriceinfo.com
  • Compare phones side by side: Great post as usual. The best part is, your writing has always been very simple and...
  • Al: .
  • Al: I agree with you 110% as I have had more than my share of negative & ignorant responses from Canadian...
  • Dee: Hey guys, I have the Easycap VHS to USB. Problem is that I have a mac. I have found the software but all menu...
  • Diane: Where can I purchase the fly wing fly swatter?
  • mita: The best memories 1982 Pontiac Trans Am. I like that
  • Thom Sherwood: Ummm. seriously, you cannot overlook the xXx GTO Flame Car* from Vin Diesel’s “xXx”...
Top Canadian Blogs - Top Blogs

Read more:
Here’s a laptop sleeve that really delivers, brown envelope stylez

Check this out! That little brown apple envelope ain't got nothing on this one! This cool yellow envelope might appear...

Brother Printer LCD Detail
Making headlines with the Brother MFC-J625DW Wireless Colour Inkjet All-in-One Printer Review

Introducing the MFC-J625DW Wireless Colour Inkjet All-in-One Printer. Despite it's catchy name, this printer has all the bells and whistles...

Close