Summer always seems too short. With the Even Warmth Patio Umbrella Heater you can eat outside later and keep those arms warm when it gets dark outside. Finally.

The heater attaches to any patio umbrella and evenly distributes radiant heat to everyone sitting under the canopy. Unlike tabletop heaters that only warm a limited area, this superior model’s three adjoining arms combine to cast an 8′ circumference of heat that warms everyone around the table. Folding down an arm shuts off its heating element, ensuring comfortable conditions for two people with different temperature preferences. Folding all three arms shuts off the heat, allowing the umbrella to close and ensuring safety. Since it clasps to an umbrella pole, the heater won’t take up tabletop space.

Probably the best feature about this heater is now I can stay in my bathing suit longer. And I’m sure everyone is grateful for that, right?

Rhetorical question.

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