Glow-in-the-dark toilet paper is pretty nuts. It makes me wonder many things:

How often do I go to the bathroom in the dark where I’d need this? And if I need this, did I just pee on the floor? Probably.

Should this be sold with a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat?

I can only assume that I’d never want to go to the bathroom in the dark, unless I had this toilet paper. That would be pretty sweet. And yes, I would need a glow in the dark toilet seat. Or a glow-in-the-dark floaty target to aim at anyway.

Which reminds me. One time I drank the new horribly tasty citrus slurpee from 7-11 and that stuff made everything glow. If you know what I’m saying.

Get your own glow in the dark toilet paper here

2-in-1 LED + Pointer Flashlight is probably the most compact and versatile key chain around. It’s slim and can easily blend in with your other keys on your key chain. Both lights can work at the same time or separately and the LED is bright enough for any purpose.

Get your LED and Flashlight combo here

White Flashlight Keychain 22000mcd is a very tiny super bright keychain. It works just by squeezing it, but also has a tiny little button if you prefer to leave it on without squeezing. It’s not as clear looking when it has the battery inside (see video below), but overall is a very compact flashlight.

Get your White Flashlight Keychain 22000mcd here

Ultra-Value Bright LED Keychain Flashlights – Black (2-Pack) is similar to the clear one but a little more sleak looking and also comes in this great value pack.

Get your Ultra-Value Bright LED Keychain Flashlights – Black (2-Pack) here

Super Bright 7-LED Mini Flashlight (4xLR44) is by far the brightest flashlight I have seen. It’s more powerful than any full sized flashlight I have ever owned. The light is very focused so it really brightens up a room. Is also freaked me out when I put it up to my wrist and the light went right through. Yeah, pretty gross.

Get your own portable 7-LED Mini Flashlight (4xLR44) (portable x-ray machine) here

These type of things are useful if you need to find something in your purse (if you are girl) like chapstick for example. Hey, you never know when you’ll need a flashlight so its always great to have one handy. And besides, shooting a light in someones eyes never gets old.

You probably know by now that I love little gadgets, especially ones that actually work and involve LEDs. This handy little keychain flashlight is so bright that you can actually see in the dark. Hm, you were expecting a cool metaphor, weren’t you? Something like brighter than a child’s eyes on Christmas morning, or brighter than my eyes when I saw my first girlfriends gazungas. Yah, that would have probably been better, but what can yah do.

Anyways, because this a gadget that actually works it’s my gadget of the week.

Get your boob flashing equivalent keychain flashlight here

What a bright gift idea to give yourself and mother nature this Christmas, solar powered Christmas lights. These bright LED lights emit the glow all night while recharging during the day. A plug never has to go into the wall once. Sweet.

Feel a little bit better this Christmas as you untangle the lights knowing your lights will definitely be better than your neighbours.

- Features 60 bright white 3mm LED emitters

- 1000mcd brightness per LED emitter

- Energy efficient

- Solar panel onboard automatically recharges the light during day time

- 3000mAh rechargeable batteries included

- Fully recharges in 3 to 5 hours of sunlight

- Runs for 8 to 10 hours per charge (covers the whole night)
- Length: 12 meters