Look at this guy. Here’s someone that looks like they could tell a good story. This mini-phenomenom all started in a very peculiar way. No one knows who he is, but I can assure you his name isn’t Ed.

Looks more like a Lewis.

This mask originated when Google maps captured some freaky dude walking down the street wearing one. Since it was discovered the masks suddenly appeared for sale in all sorts of random places. Strange viral attempt perhaps?

Whatever the case, it’s definitely one of the creepiest masks I’ve ever seen. And I think I want one. I guess you could say their viral attempt worked.

Well, I’m off to talk to a man about a horse. I’m looking forward to walking into a bar with one of these later and seeing what the bartender has to say about it.

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This is single-handedly one of the most useful inventions here on One More Gadget. This cordless insect vacuum quickly captures bugs from up to 2′ away. Flies, bees spiders and other insects are suctioned by a 22,400 rpm motor taking the insect on a fun spiral journey to the afterlife.

The best part about this invention?

Electrocution.

Sure I know what you are thinking, it sounds cruel and sadistic, but look at it this way. Most of these things have 8 eyes and are gross. One time a spider bit a friend of mine and it just happened to be poisonous. Are you willing to take that chance? Are you? ARE YOU?

Didn’t think so.

My hair is a bird your argument is invalid.

Oh yah, and on the plus side, this baby comes in blue, is environmentally friendly and uses no toxins or pesticides!

On a side note though, I can only endorse killing the gross bugs. Bees are actually kinda useful. I read something somewhere once saying that we’d all die if bees didn’t exist. Something that crazy has GOT to be true.

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Even though this seems like the type of invention we’d review on Halloween, the Zombie Garden Gnome brings joy to all that pass by 365 days of the year. Joy to your neighbours, mailman, milkman. Girl Guides.

The joy is endless really.

This life-size resin garden statue is a real statement for your neighbors. Not only does the lavish resin say ‘quality’, it also demonstrates why it’s a good idea these days to grow organic.

But seriously folks. Your neighbours will love you for this. And when I say love, I mean hate.

Like really really hate you.

Better put it in the backyard.

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