Look at this guy. Here’s someone that looks like they could tell a good story. This mini-phenomenom all started in a very peculiar way. No one knows who he is, but I can assure you his name isn’t Ed.

Looks more like a Lewis.

This mask originated when Google maps captured some freaky dude walking down the street wearing one. Since it was discovered the masks suddenly appeared for sale in all sorts of random places. Strange viral attempt perhaps?

Whatever the case, it’s definitely one of the creepiest masks I’ve ever seen. And I think I want one. I guess you could say their viral attempt worked.

Well, I’m off to talk to a man about a horse. I’m looking forward to walking into a bar with one of these later and seeing what the bartender has to say about it.

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Even though this seems like the type of invention we’d review on Halloween, the Zombie Garden Gnome brings joy to all that pass by 365 days of the year. Joy to your neighbours, mailman, milkman. Girl Guides.

The joy is endless really.

This life-size resin garden statue is a real statement for your neighbors. Not only does the lavish resin say ‘quality’, it also demonstrates why it’s a good idea these days to grow organic.

But seriously folks. Your neighbours will love you for this. And when I say love, I mean hate.

Like really really hate you.

Better put it in the backyard.

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