I love these. These Goldfish Garbage Bags are simple and very very cool. The idea of throwing these away with the garbage upsets me because they are so cool. I’d rather use these as storage bags or something else instead.

Remember that feeling when you buy a new goldfish? Nothing is more exciting than that adventure home carrying the goldfish in the plastic bag on the seat of the car.

Did you know that a goldfish, if properly cared for, can live up to 40 years? My cousin had a goldfish in a big tank in the kitchen for probably 20 years. And I had a goldfish in a bucket in the backyard, waiting for my outdoor pond for a good 12 years.

Did you know that a goldfish can be trained too? And it can remember things for up to 4 months! Yup. Just as I presumed. Genius.

So many myths about goldfish proven wrong here today, but beyond that, and beyond being able to see two kinds of light, infrared and ultraviolet, the goldfish are cooler for one other thing.

They are orange and they are now on garbage bags.

Those are some seriously happy sacks.

Get your own sweet goldfish garbage bags from SuckUK

I know what you’re thinking. That jerk from OneMoreGadget has found another gadget that torments poor animals for the sake of awesomess and gadget love.

Well. You are partly right.

But also, (raising finger in the air), partly wrong my friends! Partly wrong.

This cool sink titled “Poor Little Fish” is a clever idea to force people into conserving water. It only appears that the fish is running out of water, but it refills again before it becomes completely empty. I guess you could say that the goldfish has the last laugh. Tricking everyone.

Look at him. Just mocking us. Mocking us as we wash our hands in his poo water.

See more images and how it works from the designers site here

What. You were expecting something else?

The Spillarium is a pretty sweet aquarium that uses mind blowing science to work. In fact, if I even tried to explain it to you right now it would probably boggle your mind and put you in a mental institution. So let’s just say it uses a little thing I like to call “Physics” in order to keep the water cycling, giving it the appearance that it is constantly spilling water from the side. And magically keeping the fish inside the tank to boot. Genius.

Anyways. I’ve looked at this awhile trying to figure out if the design is hideous or beautiful. Instead of answering that I’ve decided to eat a hot dog.

Get your Spilling Aquarium aka Spillarium here

If you think this is fake, think again my friends. The R2 Fish School Training Kit is the real deal. Through ingenious tricks and conditioning you too can have yourself a brilliant fish!

Some Crazy Fish Facts!

• Did you know that a goldfish can be trained through conditioning?
• Did you know a goldfish actually has a memory of up to 4 months?
• Did you know that a goldfish can see two kinds of light? Infrared and Ultraviolet light?
• Did you know that goldfish are orange and therefore awesome? Good.

See I knew all of those, and that’s why when I saw this Fish Training Kit I almost crapped my pants. It was a happy day. Minus the crapping the pants part.

With the Kit you can teach your Goldfish many tricks, such as:

Fetching, swimming through the tunnel, limbo, playing basketball, going through a chimney, swimming through a hoop, playing football, and the most exciting, finger feeding.

A former friend of mine that owned pirhannas tried to train them with this kit. Just so you know, the finger feeding only works with goldfish.

See some videos and get your own R2 Fish Training Kit here

I once had a fish for a very long time. It was a sad sad day when ‘ole Puff Daddy died. I made the mistake of trying to flush him instead of burying him in my backyard. I am pretty sure I needed a poking stick.

Without going into too much detail I can tell you that this Bathtub Plug eerily reminds me of that fateful day. But none the less makes a pretty sweet plug for your bathtub.

Sure. You might find me on the other side of the shower curled up in a ball shivering naked, but that’s normal. Right?

So cold.

Get your own Goldfish Bathtub Plug here

Note: My fish was a Puffer, not a goldfish.