Tag Archive for 'ninja'

The Ultimate Shredder from #FellowesInc is silent like a ninja

This post brought to you by Fellowes. All opinions are 100% mine. Introducing the greatest and most innovative Fellowes 79Ci Paper Shredder. While other Shredders move at a turtles pace, the 100% Jam-proof technology of the Fellowes 79Ci shreds faster than a ninja dipped in green ooze. Personally, I like to use the shredder as […]

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Does a ninja wear a jacket? Ninja Throwing Star Coat Hooks

These Shuriken Ninja Coat Hooks are pretty sweet. And they certainly appear dangerous. Okay. You got me. They are dangerous. (in theory). But oh so useful. These awesome coat hooks have smooth edges and are safe as any ole hook you’d have hanging on the wall. They are perfect for hanging your coats, ties, numb-chucks, […]

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For White Collars and Black Belts: Ninja Throwing Star Push Pins

An invention of sheer beauty. Ninja throwing star push pins really let you take office harassment to a whole new level. A coworker of mine had some of these. Or so I thought. It turns he was just a ninja. Above is a note that I found on my bulletin board. I thought it just […]

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Rain, you’re going down. It’s a Ninja Samurai Umbrella

This Samurai Umbrella protects you from the rain with honour. The handle looks like the real deal so all your friends will think you are pretty rad. However I would advise to not take this umbrella with you through airport security. Unless of course you like attention. And when I say attention I mean a […]

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