Summer always seems too short. With the Even Warmth Patio Umbrella Heater you can eat outside later and keep those arms warm when it gets dark outside. Finally.

The heater attaches to any patio umbrella and evenly distributes radiant heat to everyone sitting under the canopy. Unlike tabletop heaters that only warm a limited area, this superior model’s three adjoining arms combine to cast an 8′ circumference of heat that warms everyone around the table. Folding down an arm shuts off its heating element, ensuring comfortable conditions for two people with different temperature preferences. Folding all three arms shuts off the heat, allowing the umbrella to close and ensuring safety. Since it clasps to an umbrella pole, the heater won’t take up tabletop space.

Probably the best feature about this heater is now I can stay in my bathing suit longer. And I’m sure everyone is grateful for that, right?

Rhetorical question.

Hit the jump for your very own even warmth patio umbrella heater

This little fountain floats around in your backyard pond or pool and puts on a great underwater light show.

Illuminated sprays of water dance above the surface while color-changing lights shimmer below. Use the included remote control to separately operate 5 fountain shows and 6 underwater light shows.

No hose hookups required. The fountain can also be run without light show. Requires 4 D batteries, not included. Auto shut-off after one hour. 9″ Dia.

I like this idea. It makes summer parties just a little bit better with this gadget, not to mention a great designated area to make out.

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