Tag Archive for 'santa'

Need a Santa in a hurry? Get this Emergency Santa Kit

  Whether you have a bunch of kids freaking out at a party or a couple hotties you want sitting on your lap, this Santa-in-a-can is exactly what you need. This Jolly Emergency Santa Kit comes complete with a fuzzy Santa hat and a big white inflatable beard. It’s designed to inflate with just one […]

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Seasonal Swine Flu Masks, A Scotch Tape Dispenser and The Santa Beard Mop can only mean one thing

Well it’s that time again, Christmas is here! Sorta. And there’s no better way to say ‘Happy Holidays’ like some Seasonal Swine Flu masks. Nothing keeps away those germs and spreads the Holiday Cheer quite like ’em: Okay, so you probably know by now that this product isn’t real. But honestly, it should be! What’s […]

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Digruntled Elf Fridge Magnets, tell the big man in red just where to stick it

This holiday fridge magnet lets you create the voice captions for your very own disgruntled Elf. Just by looking at it right now I can come up with a pretty good one for demonstration purposes: “Make your own damn toys you stupid fatman.” Yeah, that sounds about right. Get your own Disgruntled Elf Fridge Magnet

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Christmas Stocking USB drive, and up the chimney he goes

This nifty little gadget is a memory stick. It comes in 1 GB, 2 GB, 4 GB and 8 GB, so it’s almost large enough to store my Christmas Wish List. Almost. Simply push santa’s butt up the chimney and the USB end pops out. Better than a piece of coal, twice as nice as […]

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