An invention of sheer beauty. Ninja throwing star push pins really let you take office harassment to a whole new level. A coworker of mine had some of these. Or so I thought. It turns he was just a ninja.

Above is a note that I found on my bulletin board. I thought it just meant it was my turn to drive the car pool. But when I looked on my desk I noticed all my erasers were circumcised.

I’ve been wearing button-fly jeans ever since. The straight jacket of pants.

Get your own sweet ninja throwing star push pins here and watch your back!

Two clever ideas to turn regular office supplies into animals are the Toothy Alligator Stapler and the Sticky Snail Tape Dispenser. Smart and simple. I like it.

The gator is perfect for biting paper and he also has a soft grip top to be gentle in your hands.

Pokey the snail only makes the tape sticky, but has a non-skid base and is weighted to keep him firm to the table. Also, he’s pretty rad because he’s orange, so he’s clearly the best of the two.

Office inventions are the best!

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