Here at One More Gadget we like lists. Lots of them. You might say one day we’ll eventually have a list of our lists. Here’s a list of the most glorious list of bacon things imaginable in the Greatest List of Everything Bacon.
1. Bacon Gumballs
Bacon gumballs, there’s nothing tastier than the actual feeling of chewing bacon. It’s quite brilliant to realize that the swallowing part isn’t even necessary – it’s the chewing that’s makes it a true bacon experience.
2. Bacon & Egg Breakfast Bandages
There’s a certain magical healing power to bacon. Just place a sexy strip of bacon on your small wound and in a few short days, possibly a week, the wound has magically disappeared.
Each metal tin contains two sizes of vinyl, adhesive bandages. Includes seven long bacon strips and seven fried eggs with sterile gauze. That should last you quite awhile. Unless you find yourself fighting often at the breakfast table for that last strip of bacon. Which I do.
All the time.
I should probably be buying these at Costco. Bulk section.
Although this is similar to the bacon band-aids we reviewed before, these have the added bonus of eggs. And no injury is complete without it.
Note: This product contains natural rubber latex which may cause allergic reactions.
3. Jia Jem and her Bacon Dress
Honestly, there’s nothing hotter than a girl with bacon unless it’s a girl IN bacon. It’s basically an instant classic. Jia makes all sorts of cosplay outfits and from time to time makes something extra awesome like this bacon dress. I can safely say she absolutely rules every costume and Halloween party she goes to.
4. Bacon Watch
The bacon watch always has an answer for “What time is it?”
The answers bacon. Always.
5. Bacon iPhone Case
This clever entrepreneur has jumped on the bacon train and has made these awesome iPhone Bacon cases. They are fuzzy and they make me hungry.
6. Bacon Skateboards
If you like bacon and skateboarding, the logical thing to do is combine them. Having this beautiful artwork on your board will make you feel like you are riding a magical carpet of bacon. And all your friends will follow your awesomeness.
7. Fuzzy Bacon Strip Magnets
No fridge is complete without bacon. Inside and out.
8. Bacon Mints
Forget about mouthwash. Throw away your perfumes. A little tip for the ladies out there, these mints drive men wild.
9. Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon
Look at this. It’s basically a win-win situation. It looks like bacon, it feels like bacon, and it tastes like strawberries. What did I tell you? Genius.
10. Bacon Flavored Dental Floss
27.3 yards of bacony goodness. If this was invented sooner, cavities would just be a myth. I know I would never forget to floss.
11. Bacon Air Freshners
I’ll let you in on a little secret. I have lots of friends because I keep one of these on me at all times. Just saying.
12. What would bacon do? School Folder
If you’ve read this entire list so far, the question is, what wouldn’t bacon do? And honestly, using this not only will help you succeed at school, but it will help you succeed in life my friends. Remember that.
13. Bacon Jelly Beans
The unity between the bacon and the bean makes my eyes tear up. It’s so beautiful.
14. Bacon and Egg Hand Bag
BFFs. Carry home your bacon in style with this environmentally friendly, reusable shopping bag.
15. Bacon Soap
If you have ever seen the movie Fight Club, this bacon soap is the real deal. It’s a pretty natural transition to use some fatty bacon to make possibly the best bars of soap in existence. Nothing cleans like bacon.
16. Bacon Tuxedo Gag Gift Box
A part of me wishes this wasn’t just a gag gift box and actually included a bacon tuxedo. Someone asked me what I would possibly do with a bacon tuxedo. My answer is anything. I could do anything with a bacon tuxedo.
I could ace any interview or put James Bond to shame. When you are wearing a bacon tuxedo you basically have the right to do and get away with whatever you like.
17. Mr. Bacon VS Monsieur Tofu Action Figures
We live in a time where bacon continually battles tofu to make it to the plate. Reenact this daily battle with these rubbery action figures. And if you have any decency, Mr. Bacon will win every time.
18. Bacon Wallet
The Bacon Wallet. Great for money, perfect for bacon. Whipping this wallet out pretty much makes me the coolest person in the room (if I wasn’t already) every single time. But the best reactions are when I whip this bad boy out when I’m buying bacon. Instant classic.
19. Complete your ensemble with the Bacon Belt
It’s true. It doesn’t matter what you are wearing – bacon goes good with everything. The Bacon Belt also comes with extra notches. Just in case.
20. Bacon Lip Balm
There is no greater feeling than licking your lips and tasting bacon. But if you think this is awesome, we also reviewed some other bacon lip balms here.
21. Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
Nothing better to get that last piece of bacon out of your teeth than a bacon flavored toothpick. The thing that gets me about this is the tin. He’s so proper. And the tux, so slimming. I dunno about you but I could easily become one of those guys that has a toothpick in his mouth at all times. If it tasted like bacon anyway.
22. Mr. Bacon T-Shirt
McPhee’s have jumped on the bacon train and have made these t-shirts to celebrate bacon. Not too shabby.
23. Bacon Placemat
At first I thought this was really disgusting. But after starring at it a few hours I have decided that it’s just the right amount of bacon.
Baconnaise. The sweet sweet nectar of the Gods. Perfect for sandwiches, french fries, and hmm, a spread for a BLT perhaps? Lethal! Lethally delicious that is.
*Thanks to Tee_Lee for the tasty tip!
25. Bacon Water
This is nuts. It’s actually a premium water for cats and dogs. But come on people. Dog’s and cats have like 2 taste buds and lick their butts. It’s water and it tastes like bacon. It’s for people.
26. Bacon Vodka
When the government wonders why spending on AA meetings have gone up, look no further than liquor that tastes like bacon.
27. Mr Bacons Big Adventure Board Game
You guessed it. I saved the best for last. Soon to become one of the most popular board games of all-time, you can now follow Mr. Bacon and his big adventures with the Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure board game! It’s a fun fast-paced adventure game through Meatland. Your main objective is to get to the frying pan. Ah yes. Nothing brings a family closer together than bacon and board games.