The Sub Jumpa: The first and last Underwater Pogo Stick

Picture 4 The Sub Jumpa: The first and last Underwater Pogo Stick

This “Sub Jumpa” may sound real gangsta, but it’s pretty ghetto. I’m not sure if it was ever tested before it hit the shelves. Actually, if it was actually tested it wouldn’t have hit the shelves. So there you go.

I dunno about you, but the last time I tried jumping under water I almost died and quickly had my trunks hanging onto my ankles for dear life.

There’s no way to improve this one folks. There won’t be a Sub Jumpa 2. And if you thought that guy on the box looked like he was just balancing underwater to make it look like he’s jumping–you’d be right.

I’m pretty sure they didn’t miraculously find a way to stop water from making you sink and float simultaneously. But just in case they did, this is probably the best $59.95 plus shipping you could ever spend.

Get your own Sub Jumpa Here!

Mmmvelopes that taste like Bacon!
For that upper-class doggy, it's a Pet High-Chair
Pin It

0 Responses to “The Sub Jumpa: The first and last Underwater Pogo Stick”


  1. No Comments

Leave a Reply

Current ye@r *




Advertise with IZEA Media

Recent Comments

  • Gail Corbet: I would love to purchase one of these watches. Please let me know where I can get one. I have tried many...
  • Jim Potter: I WANT THESE…WHERE CAN I PURCHASE THEM? THEY ARE NOT ON AMAZON, OR SOLUTIONS…I SEE THEM ON...
  • shayne plastow: they are so epic i have some and it is like been at disneyland paris in france
  • Kevin Nguyen: you are welcome! Thank YOU for this! I really need to do the bedroom fan!
  • Mimi Wong Haymond: Where can I buy one? I am in the USA. California
  • jullian: oh this looks funny but work.
  • humenou: i also sell lelo wand massagers on www.sexotoys.co.uk
  • humenou: there is a rumer that this wand massagers are only used for sexual perpose. people dont realise that it can...
Top Canadian Blogs - Top Blogs

Read more:
For that fashionable drinker it’s the Skeleton Key Bottle Opener by SuckUK

These keys come in pretty handy in a thirsty situation. They appear just like a normal key, but wait, what's...

Ridonkdonkdiculous. Bar Games. Drink Coasters. Unity.

These bar game coasters are pretty sweet. I spat out my drink when I first laid eyes on them. Spat...

Close