Can you believe they actually make this stuff?
- Each capsule has 200mg of caffeine and dishes it out in steady doses throughout an 8 hour period.
- Vegetarian capsule!
- Pure, unprocessed (non-synthetic) caffeine from Colombian Green Coffee Beans.
- Special coating to reduce the potential of an upset stomach.
- 12 capsules per package
So basically, if drinking an energy drink, or a morning cup of coffee wasn’t enough, you can now take a pill that will give you that extra boost for the entire day to drag your ass to your meetings. I dunno about you, but if I had a coffee pill I’d be blinking 100 times a minute and sleeping would be harder than my abs. And trust me, that’s pretty hard.
The weirdest thing about these bad boys is that they use a thing called “Time Release Technology” which is basically another word for “Ulcer”. They describe them as scientific and magical all at the same time, which totally makes me want to try them and risk the inevitable ulcer anyways.
Good times.
Get your energy capsules here and enjoy some serious Time Release Technology
Actually, if they aren’t lying, it’s been done before, though I’ve only heard of it used with Dexedrine, an ADD/ADHD and anti-narcolepsy medication.
http://us.gsk.com/products/assets/us_dexedrine.pdf
It’s similar but not identical to the release rate of an extended release Dexedrine Spansule. Spansules release half the dose within the first hour and the rest is released gradually over 6-8 hours. These caffeine pills release their contents at a consistently steady rate from the time of ingestion.
I guess part of the reason this is just so totally unappealing is because drinking a cup of good coffee is a simple pleasure in life and this just eliminates that whole enjoyable experience.
” drinking a cup of good coffee is a simple pleasure in life and this just eliminates that whole enjoyable experience.”
Maybe it’s enjoyable for you, Coffee Beans, but I find the taste of coffee to be disgusting. While I may be in the minority, there are others who, like me, forgo the “simple dis-pleasure” of which you write, and go to the source. I am glad that we have other options besides drinking that vile brew.