Well here’s something slimy and awesome. It’s the Mr. Snot Tissue box. When it comes to blowing your nose, there’s no disguising it’s disgustingness. This novelty tissue box isn’t just a novelty, it actually does the trick! Just one amazing tissue does the job of two.
One might say it’s like having a hanky always handy.
Yup, it’s a slimy job, bur Mr. Snot is happy to do it. One nostril at a time.
And remember. It ain’t easy been green. Unless you’re Mr. Snot. Then it’s not that hard.
Get it? It SNOT that hard?