Not Vapoorize, but it’s real, it’s Poop Freeze

poop freeze as seen on tv
There is nothing more exciting to me than disappearing poop. That’s why this Poop Freeze is the bees knees. The cats ass so to speak.
I wish they had mini portable cans of this stuff. I’d be walking around everywhere freezing poop that’s left behind on the sidewalk. We’re talkin’ good times here people. Good times.
Accident on the carpet? Everybody Freeze! It’s the heroic Poop Freeze!

This specially formulated aerosol freeze spray quickly forms a frosty film on animal poop, hairballs and other little ″surprises″ your cat or dog leaves behind. And by surprises we mean last nights lasagna.

With the surface harder, pet clean-up is easier. You won’t be spreading the mess around or wasting so many paper towels. Take it along when you walk the dog, I recommend it.

That dude with the dog I see when I walk to work, you know who you are. Yeah that’s right. I’m watching you man.

Get your own Poop Freeze (as seen on TV) here

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1 Response to “Not Vapoorize, but it’s real, it’s Poop Freeze”


  1. 1 Greg Apr 5th, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    Make it so number 2. Engage.

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