Glow-in-the-dark toilet paper is really weird and thankfully non-toxic

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Glow-in-the-dark toilet paper is pretty nuts. It makes me wonder many things:

How often do I go to the bathroom in the dark where I’d need this? And if I need this, did I just pee on the floor? Probably.

Should this be sold with a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat?

I can only assume that I’d never want to go to the bathroom in the dark, unless I had this toilet paper. That would be pretty sweet. And yes, I would need a glow in the dark toilet seat. Or a glow-in-the-dark floaty target to aim at anyway.

Which reminds me. One time I drank the new horribly tasty citrus slurpee from 7-11 and that stuff made everything glow. If you know what I’m saying.

Get your own glow in the dark toilet paper here

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1 Response to “Glow-in-the-dark toilet paper is really weird and thankfully non-toxic”


  1. 1 mike Nov 26th, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    use that on holloween

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