If there is one thing out there that has been invented and reinvented a thousand times, it’s the keychain. I had pretty much thought I’d seen it all, until this bad boy sprung up. The worlds smallest pliers, now in a handy keychain form.
So it got me thinking. Besides being cool, how is this possibly useful?
And then I remembered. Not only is it great for small nuts, pulling small hairs and the occasional small job around the house, it’s also excellent for small talk. Yup. That awkward talk you have to do at your annual office Christmas party, or small talk when you run into an old “friend” in the street, or small talk when you catch up with your dentist once every 6 months and he asks you ‘what’s new?’
Well I’ll tell you what’s new dude. The world’s smallest keychain pliers.
And it’s awesome.
Get the worlds smallest keychain pliers for the worlds smallest teeth here
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Glow-in-the-dark toilet paper is pretty nuts. It makes me wonder many things:
How often do I go to the bathroom in the dark where I’d need this? And if I need this, did I just pee on the floor? Probably.
Should this be sold with a glow-in-the-dark toilet seat?
I can only assume that I’d never want to go to the bathroom in the dark, unless I had this toilet paper. That would be pretty sweet. And yes, I would need a glow in the dark toilet seat. Or a glow-in-the-dark floaty target to aim at anyway.
Which reminds me. One time I drank the new horribly tasty citrus slurpee from 7-11 and that stuff made everything glow. If you know what I’m saying.
Get your own glow in the dark toilet paper here
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I always found the best way to save your money is by sticking it in your mattress. It is after all the safest bank for your money. Unless you are like that chick that stuck money in her mattress for like 25 years only to come home one day to find out her daughter surprised her by getting her a new bed. Yes. One that wasn’t lumpy.
One that wasn’t lumpy full of over a million dollars that is. Sucker.
Well all of that could have been avoided if she just had one of these awesome piggy bank Money Bank Mattresses. It’s wicked. I also use it as a mattresses for my Michael Jackson Thriller Action Figure. Don’t worry, it’s bejeweled.
Get your Money Bank Mattress here
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There is no mistaking it for a banana. Or anything else for that matter. This wallet is specifically designed to fit perfectly in your front pocket and be practically invisible. Just like my money.
I dunno about you but I’m a front wallet kind of guy. The back wallet is so lame. When I put a wallet in my back pocket I feel like I have a loppy butt and am like George Costanza with a hard candy in there. Also, when you have your wallet in your front pocket you can keep an eye on it at all times. You can never be too careful. Oh yah, and it keeps my butt looking fiiiiine.
Ignore the pleated khakis my friends, this wallet is smart smart smart. Look at it. Genius.
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