One More Gadget

Here at One More Gadget we like lists. Lots of them. You might say one day we’ll eventually have a list of our lists. Here’s a list of the most glorious list of bacon things imaginable in the Greatest List of Everything Bacon.

1. Bacon Gumballs

Bacon gumballs, there’s nothing tastier than the actual feeling of chewing bacon. It’s quite brilliant to realize that the swallowing part isn’t even necessary – it’s the chewing that’s makes it a true bacon experience.

Bacon Gumballs with several hours of bacon chewing can be found here

2. Bacon & Egg Breakfast Bandages

There’s a certain magical healing power to bacon. Just place a sexy strip of bacon on your small wound and in a few short days, possibly a week, the wound has magically disappeared.

Each metal tin contains two sizes of vinyl, adhesive bandages. Includes seven long bacon strips and seven fried eggs with sterile gauze. That should last you quite awhile. Unless you find yourself fighting often at the breakfast table for that last strip of bacon. Which I do.

All the time.

I should probably be buying these at Costco. Bulk section.

Although this is similar to the bacon band-aids we reviewed before, these have the added bonus of eggs. And no injury is complete without it.

Note:  This product contains natural rubber latex which may cause allergic reactions.

The most important band-aid of the day – Bacon & Egg Breakfast Bandages here

3. Jia Jem and her Bacon Dress

Honestly, there’s nothing hotter than a girl with bacon unless it’s a girl IN bacon. It’s basically an instant classic. Jia makes all sorts of cosplay outfits and from time to time makes something extra awesome like this bacon dress. I can safely say she absolutely rules every costume and Halloween party she goes to.

…more of ‘The Greatest List of Everything Bacon’