These aren’t as dorky as Kanye West Shades, but they’d be guaranteed to sell if someone famous ever wore them in the street to avoid paparazzi. They are censored bar sunglasses that block you out of every photo you are in so no one knows who you are. Pretty sweet. This is the ultimate facebook photo accessory to get out of your dorky friends photos that seem to tag you in every single one. It’s worth looking like a dork for.
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Possibly the coolest towel of all-time, the Summer BBQ Beach Grill towel is great for toasting your buns on the beach. 30 inches wide by 60 inches long and made out of 100% cotton. Yes! Finally something for all the hotties. Don’t forget to flip people. 2 for 8 makes it great.
If you know what I’m saying.
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Now you can show everyone what you are carrying while you are shopping at the store. Made out of woven fiber and about 15″x4.5″ deep you can carry almost anything. Even fire arms.
Get your own cool designer shopping bag here, save the environment and threaten shoppers
I once went on a blind date with a girl that had spinach in her teeth from the second I met her. Not sure what enticed her to have a pre-date spinich salad, but she did. I opted not to tell her because she laughed like a horse. It was like a chaotic discovery of two things at once, spinach and horse laughter. So I was perplexed. Needless to say when she finally went to the bathroom 10 hours later (that girl had a bladder like a steer) she obviously discovered the giant piece of spinach and had herself a little snack.
Anyways, these new smile plates are great. If i owned a restaurant I’d totally serve my meals on these. This way you never have to be embarassed about having spinich in your teeth ever again. You just look down after you have finished your meal and smile.
I’m not too sure how you can stop yourself from laughing like a horse, but the first step to recovery is self awareness people. Self awareness.
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