This little fountain floats around in your backyard pond or pool and puts on a great underwater light show.
Illuminated sprays of water dance above the surface while color-changing lights shimmer below. Use the included remote control to separately operate 5 fountain shows and 6 underwater light shows.
No hose hookups required. The fountain can also be run without light show. Requires 4 D batteries, not included. Auto shut-off after one hour. 9″ Dia.
I like this idea. It makes summer parties just a little bit better with this gadget, not to mention a great designated area to make out.
Get your own mood lighting here.
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Okay, so my invention was an erasable canvas shoe with washable ink, but whatever, this is practically the same thing. It’s stupid.
Buy it here at Champs, and then e-mail them and tell them they suck.
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Add some bling to your storage and start carrying around some gold bricks. Personally, I prefer the larger ones, but I have enough of those already. If you know what I’m saying.
Get your little golden usb flash drives here
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There was nothing funnier to me than having the ability to make cricket sounds whenever I told a joke that completely tanked in a room full of people. It’s the fail safe rescue for any awkward moment. It’s a fail-safe, you are a guaranteed laughs when you whip one of these bad boys out. I am quite annoyed that I invented this a decade ago and someone is ripping me off now.
I can only hope that karma will kick in and the inventor is going to be eaten by a pack of locusts.
I said locusts.
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*plays the cricket keychain.
Get your own joke saver here, but try to steal it if you can.
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