The new Nikon S60 is attempting to up sell their face recognition feature by advertising with “girl on girl” action. Sure, hotties are fun and stuff but do they really sell cameras?
The answer is obvious. Who cares.
This idea doesn’t promote facial recognition to me as much it would a camera that can take like 60 shots in a second, or possibly have recognition for other and more important parts, like the bum.
None the less this is a pretty cool camera and has some pretty nifty features like it’s really expensive. Oh well, at least they aren’t using Ashton Kutchner anymore for the cameras.
Clearly the camera looks better from the back than the front.
Hit the jump for every single detail you would ever want to know about this camera and their lewd marketing ploy.
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What can I say. I always thought Jesus was a carpenter. Apparently in his time off he surfed. I suppose this is his special way of flipping the bird to Moses. Yah hear that Moses? Where’s your holiday? Hunh? What have you done lately? Walking on water was so 46 BC, these are the 20s! BC.
I can only imagine that Moses was sort of like the guy that always tries hard only to be outdone by the same guy, walking on the scene with some awesome beard, long flowing hair and a little bit of that divine intervention. All the cool kids would laugh at Moses and give him wedgies. I can picture it now.
Jesus, now that I think of it, you are kind of a jerk.*
No one can hang ten better than Jesus.
Hit the Jump to buy and decorate your home with you very own Surfing Jesus and go and put your 10 commandments in the linen closet
*He knows I’m only kidding, we’re cool like that.
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A good Zamboni driver can do one lap of a rink in 60 seconds. Ironically and coincidentally, this watch does the same thing. The Zamboni driver counts the seconds of your way cool, super awesome hockey watch.
Yes. You are a hero. Its a known fact that every NHL player gets one of these from a loved one roughly 2 times a year and on Christmas Day. It makes sense when you think about it, what the heck would you buy someone whom you know has tonnes of money, a hot wife and really really likes hockey?
Yeah exactly. A Zamboni watch is a given.
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Okay, so maybe these don’t make the greatest first impression when introducing the ladies to your master bedroom, but if you have an office with an outlet, how can you go wrong?
I also suggest adding a high powered sliding door to your office. You’ll be the mack of all interns.
Hit the jump for your very own light switch covers and outlet plates
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