When that dude invented the iPhone, he never anticipated past the summertime. The major flaw was that people still needed to use their phone in the winter. He almost started to cry the day it snowed and he realized his major blunder.
Fortunately, some other dudes invented a product that saved the iPhone forever. The Freehands.
They are gloves that let you pull off the fingers so you can keep your hands warm while doing very important things like wasting time on your iphone, and picking your nose.
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Yup. Now you can get back at the rain by telling it to F-Off. Flip it the bird, tell it where to stick it.
This cool new umbrella also has another purpose too. How many times have you been on the subway and wanted to say something to that annoying woman with the purple coat and large wooden staff who mutters to herself the entire time while sitting uncomfortably close to your personal space? But you just didn’t know how to say it the right way without offending anyone.
Well the solution is easy. Just open it up in her face and block out the noise. Add a spin for extra effect and then go about your business.
Here’s the umbrella from the rains perspective. Yeah exactly. That’s the last time it’ll come bother you again and that new hair style of yours. Looks great by the way.
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The idea of this invention is rather simple. It connects to your sound system and adds major vibration experiences to your couch as you watch high impact movies. It almost turns each movie into a ride, definitely enhancing the movie experience.
I love this idea, I think this is great. These days it seems everyone has a super HD LCD psycho colour wall projecting TV set with 25 mini speakers and subs and whatever, but who has a vibrating couch? Yah exactly, you want one too.
I’m sure this device would even make Driving Miss Daisy a cool movie. Think of all the pot holes they must have hit in that whole damn movie. Sweet.
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Becoming a sushi chef now is super easy. I project this invention will be the most given Christmas gift this year. Possibly all-time. And, probably cause the downfall of every sushi restaurant in the entire world. Possibly the universe.
This awesome little perfect Sushi Tube makes it easy to create restaurant quality sushi at home. Three simple steps:
1. Simply stuff with rice
2. Choose your filling
3. Push that stuff out
It’s effortless to enjoy a tasty delicacy at a cost you can truly afford. Why?
Because its plastic.
Sure, they mention nothing about what to put in your rice to make it really sticky, and how your ingredients should probably be fresh and properly prepared before hand, but seriously, the craft of sushi isn’t really a craft, it’s eeasseee, its Sushezi.
The process is also interesting. It reminds me of the process when eating Sushi as well:
1. Stuff yourself with rice
2. Choose your filling.
3. Push that stuff out.
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