I don’t know many cyclists that actually like to let other drivers know where they are going on the road… But in case you are a cyclist that actually cares to see another day…introducing the Bisygnal. Signals for your bike.
These clip-on and off your bike easily, kinda like driving along side a moving vehicle and gun the light before it turns green – easily. It also comes in a handy little pouch, that somewhat resembles a body bag, but I am sure thats totally coincidental.
Perfectly named “Poptastic”, this wicked little keychain gives you hours of fun and also provides a great way to relieve stress. There are 7 buttons each with their own popping sound, and the little rubber ends actually ALMOST feel like you are popping bubblewrap.
I have to say its very, very, very satisfying. For me anyways. But buyer beware, you may want to think of booking yourself a 2 hour meeting in the main boardroom until you get this out of your system.
I hate this thing. It freaks the crap out of me. Its a desktop bank that comes in several different colours and basically looks like a monkey. All I have to say is thank God it doesn’t speak cause I’d be having nightmares for weeks.
Just put your money in its mouth and it will start chewing until it swallows your money completely. Please do not ask where the money goes and do not ask the monkey for change.
Below is a sourced video from youtube that we did not make, but we felt important to put here to grasp the intensity of the mechanical chewing sounds. Slightly reminiscent of fingers on a chalkboard, it basically makes this item the perfect holiday gift.
Oh you think that girl looks lame too? Good I feel better.
Well whatever you think it is, it was my idea. They stole it, but I’m featuring it here anyways. Its a little device that lets morons that can’t play the guitar jam on mid air with this handy little toy. Yah, really eh? I have no idea what the heck I was thinking. This can’t be good. Maybe you should learn how to play a real guitar anyways? Its pretty easy. I can teach you. No? Okay, I’ll go on.
In one mode you can play along to 8 rock classics – ‘Wild Thing’ by The Troggs, ‘Smoke on the Water’ by Deep Purple, ‘I Love Rock n Roll’ by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, ‘One Vision’ by Queen, ‘I Believe in a Thing Called Love’ by The Darkness, ‘Take me Out’ by Franz Ferdinand, ‘Venus’ by Shocking Blue, ‘Change the World’ by Eric Clapton, or in its second mode you can free play with all chords from A to G.
Yah, well if they made the one I thought of it would have chords from A to Z and would totally have meat loaf in there. Some of the best air guitar sessions are the ones that last 90 minutes. Meat loaf. Needs the meat loaf.
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